What's a reader to do?

So here I am, just sitting here waiting anxiously to find out the important questions. Why is Peter so drunk? What drove him to it? Will lots of great stories appear here as a result of his intoxication? Or will I just be treated to a string of obscenities and nonsense that he'll probably just edit or delete the next time he's sober? And most importantly, without updates from Peter's life what am I supposed to do with myself on a Friday night?