Organ donors wanted

Circus clowns, motorcyclists, and science fiction enthusiasts alike rejoice: Bombardier has just unveiled the unicycle of the future! It looks fun and dangerous as all hell.

It's always weird, however, when these futuristic technological advances come out of Quebec, of all places. You wouldn't normally think of la belle province as being a hotbed of weird science, but more of a quaint exporter of maple syrup, strippers, and wild-eyed nationalist rhetoric. And yet, they've inexplicably been at the forefront of advances in bionics and cloning as of late. It's almost as though they've changed their patron saint from St. Jean Baptiste to Jean-Luc Picard.