Thursday, July 22, 2004

Cameron Diaz: Uncensored and unsexy

Normally, I wouldn't post a link to anything pornographic. Fortunately, linking to the infamous Cameron Diaz bondage video doesn't represent any sort of deviation from that rule after all, as it turns out there's nothing erotic about it at all. It's so mind-numbingly dull, I'd almost go so far as to call it work-safe. If you absolutely have to clean the pipes to footage of Cameron Diaz, you'd be far better off going with that gratuitous, mesmerizing scene from Charlie's Angels where she jumps out of bed and ecstatically shakes her Spiderman Underoos for all they're worth.

Speaking of unappealing:
  • Krispy Kreme has turned their doughnuts into a frozen beverage for summer. Just when you thought America couldn't get any fatter, here's your opportunity to suck a glazed doughnut through a straw.
  • Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm is unappetizing in principle, certainly, but these fantasy stories on the subject are oddly compelling.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Petey, Jay is hasty and stupid for not being able to work out how to post without subscribing.
But: you're still a veritable cloud of assholes for having such a huge pile of unopened Ruddy Ruddy mail. Sort it out, will you?
Katherine

7/23/2004 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, and Jay: I didn't really mean that. Pet told me to say it. In fact, he made me do it. Sorry.
Katherine

7/23/2004 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your gay and you're blog looks ghey now, you gay

7/24/2004 12:59:00 PM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

At least have the courage to sign your name when you make asinine comments, would you? Otherwise, I'll have to just resrict the comments to registered users.

7/24/2004 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your such a bad progrmmer U dont have a box for my nick
and U R GAY! IM not logging in just so I can tell U how ace of spades U R! LOL!!11!!1!! ROFL!@!!!1!! BBQ!!

7/25/2004 10:55:00 AM  

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