Saturday, April 02, 2005

As a fencer, I make a good date rapist

I had a good evening of fencing tonight, managing to beat the coach in a match by a score of 5 to 2. That doesn't mean I consider myself a master swashbuckler, though; I've got pretty decent strength, endurance, and quickness, but these assets are also weaknesses to be exploited.

I was explaining this to an ex-girlfriend. "My problem," I said, "is that I'm fairly unsubtle and I come on too strong."

"Yeah, that sounds like you all right," she agreed.

2 Comments:

Blogger Scott said...

How unusual to see you bringing up this particular topic.

4/02/2005 09:00:00 AM  
Blogger Karla said...

Pete's fencing now...Really? I hadn't heard.

Not at all.

4/08/2005 10:57:00 PM  

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