Attention cashiers

Attention cashiers:

Stop handing me my change balanced on top of my receipt so that it slides around and is easier to drop. Who the hell taught you to do this? Put the change in my hand first, so that my hand can curl around it naturally, without having to crinkle any paper to do so. That's the stuff I want to keep. Then give me the receipt. That's the thing I want to discard. Not the other way around.