Swiss Army Ridiculousness

This is the Victorinox SwissChamp XXLT, the largest and most ludicrous Swiss Army knife in the manufacturer's product line. It looks to be about as wide as a stick of deodorant. You couldn't use it for anything; you could just keep it in a case and show it to your friends. I showed these pictures to a friend and he burst out laughing. So despite the fact that they claim it has no less than 72 functions, I think its main purpose is astonishing people.