Recent things I shouldn't have said
"I went out for beer and nachos last night, and I just took a dump so bad I think I've got to go see a psychiatrist."
"I'm such a hypochrondriac. I thought I tore my hip flexor, but it turned out I just had a pimple."
"You know what might sell well? A Realdoll the size and shape of an 11-year-old."
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My most memorable one of late:
"I think my scrotum has a lower viscosity than a solid should. )*shifting in my seat*) It's as if it flows into the most uncomfortable pant folds like a river."
Ghee,
Make me feel honored that I was there for the telling (or at least the retelling) of a couple of those. No more rides in my car.
We've definitely got to come up with something better than "beer and nachos" to do when we go out. The other people at sneaks are getting too young.
Check out this RealDoll action site and see what I think people should really be using these dolls for. And no, they should be shaped like 18 year olds, ya perv. ;-)
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