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Greetings from Kingston, where I'm writing from the house of my only reader!

I just wanted to point out that convicted drunk driver George W. Bush has his own G.I. Joe figure now, in which he's wearing the flight suit from his infamous press conference appearance on the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln. You can get your own Dubya action figure for a mere $39.99, although if you're an American taxpayer, you really ought to be able to get some kind of discount, considering that it was your tax dollars that were used to stage this ridiculously expensive photo op in the first place.

Oh, and while we're talking about photos and image retouching, have a look at this and this.