The case for my being a bad guy

I just realized while reading an (offline) back-to-school article on ties that ever since I first started wearing neckties, I've been using a Windsor knot. I've been wearing it for years, but never knew what kind it was, since I learned it from an older friend who never told me what kind of knot it was, and I've always found most articles on tying ties to be confusing. (They should be printed upside down. They'd make sense that way.) Apparently, I'm odd, since most men use the four-in-hand knot. So it turns out I'm weird. Worse yet, James Bond always said that a Windsor knot was "the mark of a cad."

So, I guess old Gus was right: I am a bad guy.