Who will save Ruddy Ruddy's soul?

If Absolutely Free Inc. of Glide, Oregon gets their way, Ruddy Ruddy will be among the saved on Judgment Day. Ruddy Ruddy #9 has arrived, and it's actually one that I've already got: The Book of John.

I've already got one on the Wall of Ruddy Ruddy, and when I saw this one, I thought for a second I was in some kind of Gospel-of-the-Month club (collect all four!). But, after a look at their website, it seems they only give out the Book of John. So, I'll just put it up beside the other one and see how many they send me until I crumble and convert.

Meanwhile, here's a review of the Book of John. (Verdict: It's good.)