Good Advices: Halloween Edition

Not a lot of guys try to rock the "sexy black cat" costume at Halloween, but it's well worth your while. Not only is it cheap to pick up the ears/tail/bowtie kit and put together a black outfit (I recycled my WMD costume from last year by turning the shirt inside out), but biology dictates that the male must exist to help the females propagate the species. And yet you're pretty likely to be the only tomcat at your Halloween party among a whole litter of pretty kittycats (at the Halloween party I was at this year, for example, there were four female cats and a girl dressed as the Cat in the Hat), so they ought to be catfighting over you. Also, make sure your costume isn't quite complete, because it's pretty easy to get one of the girls to offer to draw some whiskers on you with an eyebrow pencil. And last, be sure to make it known that you haven't been neutered.