Waving Old Gloryhole

Here's right-wing nutjob Pat Buchanan on homosexuality:

"To some of us, homosexuality is an affliction, like alcoholism, and hellishly difficult to control. Why some folks can take or leave alcohol -- while others can enjoy it in moderation, and others cannot stop drinking without help and must swear off it for life or it will kill them -- remains a mystery of nature. Homosexuality seems to be like that."

Is he saying what I think? That there's nothing wrong with enjoying a little light social homosexuality -- it just becomes a problem if you get hooked on it?

That's a surprisingly moderate view, for Buchanan. It's practically an endorsement, in fact. My theory: Pat's doctor advised him that, like alcohol, having one small homosexual encounter every day is good for the heart.