Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Waving Old Gloryhole

Here's right-wing nutjob Pat Buchanan on homosexuality:
"To some of us, homosexuality is an affliction, like alcoholism, and hellishly difficult to control. Why some folks can take or leave alcohol -- while others can enjoy it in moderation, and others cannot stop drinking without help and must swear off it for life or it will kill them -- remains a mystery of nature. Homosexuality seems to be like that."
Is he saying what I think? That there's nothing wrong with enjoying a little light social homosexuality -- it just becomes a problem if you get hooked on it?

That's a surprisingly moderate view, for Buchanan. It's practically an endorsement, in fact. My theory: Pat's doctor advised him that, like alcohol, having one small homosexual encounter every day is good for the heart.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Lynn: it's a torrent file for Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

10/21/2004 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't that seem a little too insightful for Pat Buchanan?

I think it's an Alcoholics Anonymous-type first step toward admitting he's a homosexual:

"I don't personally know, but I hear it's pretty hard to get off the cock once you've started. Praaaaaise Jeeesusah!"

8/29/2007 05:31:00 PM  

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