Tuesday, January 25, 2005

More bathroom talk

Today's lesson, learned halfway through my commute home when I had to pee so bad I thought I'd burst, is on what to say to restaurateurs who get snippy when you enter their establishment, use the facilities, and then leave without ordering anything:

"I never eat at a restaurant without checking out the cleanliness of its washroom first. And judging by what I saw in there, you couldn't pay me to court death eating in this fetid hellhole."

Cue horrified looks from patrons. Exeunt.

1 Comments:

Blogger Steve Ely said...

Awesome.

1/02/2006 04:46:00 PM  

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