Wednesday, March 15, 2006

How I realized I'm a bit of a beer snob

Last weekend—and I'm not making this up—a friend of mine got ambushed by her ex-fiancé's ex-wife, who smashed a beer bottle over her head.

My immediate reaction was to ask, "What brand?"

I was so ready to sneer if it had been a Coors Light or something. But she didn't remember, what with the vicious assault and everything.


Blogger Steve Ely said...

What are some brands of beer that you favor most highly for such assaults?

3/15/2006 05:17:00 PM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

Generally, I would respect anyone who hit me over the head with any microbrew.

3/15/2006 05:25:00 PM  
Blogger CJS said...

I have to agree with you Peter, a microbrewery beer would be such a waste.

Did you make her aware of the benefits of washing your hair with beer?

3/15/2006 06:06:00 PM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

She's a hairstylist, in fact, so she probably already knows. But I'll point it out, because it's a good point.

3/15/2006 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U SUCK!!!! I like Coors.

3/15/2006 10:06:00 PM  
Blogger Dickolas Wang said...

Did you know that the Alexander Keiths pitchman was arrested on kiddie porn charges?

True story.

3/16/2006 02:19:00 AM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

Yeah, I heard something about that.

Also, is my whole family reading this thing now?

3/16/2006 09:18:00 AM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

Also, apropos to a slightly more recent post, the Coors family has long been linked to white supremacist groups.

3/16/2006 10:10:00 AM  
Blogger Dickolas Wang said...

Oops. I knew you posted something about that. My bad.

3/16/2006 02:48:00 PM  

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