How I realized I'm a bit of a beer snob
Last weekend—and I'm not making this up—a friend of mine got ambushed by her ex-fiancé's ex-wife, who smashed a beer bottle over her head.
My immediate reaction was to ask, "What brand?"
I was so ready to sneer if it had been a Coors Light or something. But she didn't remember, what with the vicious assault and everything.
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What are some brands of beer that you favor most highly for such assaults?
Generally, I would respect anyone who hit me over the head with any microbrew.
I have to agree with you Peter, a microbrewery beer would be such a waste.
Did you make her aware of the benefits of washing your hair with beer?
She's a hairstylist, in fact, so she probably already knows. But I'll point it out, because it's a good point.
Pete
U SUCK!!!! I like Coors.
J.Lynn-Haynes
Did you know that the Alexander Keiths pitchman was arrested on kiddie porn charges?
True story.
Yeah, I heard something about that.
Also, is my whole family reading this thing now?
Also, apropos to a slightly more recent post, the Coors family has long been linked to white supremacist groups.
Oops. I knew you posted something about that. My bad.
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