Wednesday, March 15, 2006

How I realized I'm a bit of a beer snob

Last weekend—and I'm not making this up—a friend of mine got ambushed by her ex-fiancé's ex-wife, who smashed a beer bottle over her head.

My immediate reaction was to ask, "What brand?"

I was so ready to sneer if it had been a Coors Light or something. But she didn't remember, what with the vicious assault and everything.

9 Comments:

Blogger Steve Ely said...

What are some brands of beer that you favor most highly for such assaults?

3/15/2006 05:17:00 PM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

Generally, I would respect anyone who hit me over the head with any microbrew.

3/15/2006 05:25:00 PM  
Blogger CJS said...

I have to agree with you Peter, a microbrewery beer would be such a waste.

Did you make her aware of the benefits of washing your hair with beer?

3/15/2006 06:06:00 PM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

She's a hairstylist, in fact, so she probably already knows. But I'll point it out, because it's a good point.

3/15/2006 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pete
U SUCK!!!! I like Coors.
J.Lynn-Haynes

3/15/2006 10:06:00 PM  
Blogger Dickolas Wang said...

Did you know that the Alexander Keiths pitchman was arrested on kiddie porn charges?

True story.

3/16/2006 02:19:00 AM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

Yeah, I heard something about that.

Also, is my whole family reading this thing now?

3/16/2006 09:18:00 AM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

Also, apropos to a slightly more recent post, the Coors family has long been linked to white supremacist groups.

3/16/2006 10:10:00 AM  
Blogger Dickolas Wang said...

Oops. I knew you posted something about that. My bad.

3/16/2006 02:48:00 PM  

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