Man vs. Clown!: Page Six

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Page Six

I'm not saying Hilary Duff is horse-faced, but I heard that when she made her last movie, they put some peanut butter in her mouth and dubbed in her lines later.

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Anonymous said...: Bwaaahh!; 3/08/2006 04:14:00 PM
Anonymous said...: It would reflect a change of opinion if you now thought she had equine features. I distinctly recall that a certain copy editor was deeply obsessed with the poster for the Lizzy Maguire movie.; 3/08/2006 11:51:00 PM
SamuraiFrog said...: Peter, how dare you say something like that! Horse-faced? She so clearly looks like German actor Max Shreck in the title role of the 1922 "Nosferatu." Seriously, I love the Duffster a truly unhealthy amount, but damn, girl, your face looks DRAWN.; 3/09/2006 10:04:00 AM
Peter Lynn said...: She was pure nymphet sex appeal on the poster for The Lizzie Mcguire Movie, but she's had some sort of veneers put on her teeth, and given how drawn her face is now due to weight loss, she's looking a little horsey. But I shouldn't be so neighgative.; 3/09/2006 11:31:00 AM
Anonymous said...: What disturbed me about your love of the poster, and is obviously still cause for concern to this day, is that she was 14 or 15 years old. No! It's just wrong on so many levels.

Well, not if you're in Tasmania where the female age of consent is 12 years old.... But Australians aren't exactly renowned for the strength of their moral compass.

Horsey or not, I'm sure you'd still love to take her for a canter.; 3/09/2006 07:57:00 PM
Anonymous said...: You forgot to mention the age of consent in Tasmania is only 12 if it's with a family member. If it's some weird non-incestuous relationship, it's 17. Unlike the good young WA, where the age of consent is 16.

And even I thought the poster for the Lizzie Maguire movie was hot.; 3/09/2006 11:37:00 PM
Peter Lynn said...: Damn right. Look at it.

Appropriately enough, when you try to find an image of this poster with a Google image search, you get tantalized by many thumbnails of it, but get a "Forbidden" page when you click on the actual link.

I'm lobbying hard to have the age of consent law in Canada officially changed to "If there's grass on the field, play ball."; 3/10/2006 10:36:00 AM
Peter Lynn said...: Oh, and she was 16 then.; 3/10/2006 10:37:00 AM
John Eje Thelin said...: The Only Risk in Taking an Adventure is Not Taking It At All

That makes no sense whatsoever. What it says is that the mere act of going on an adventure makes it completely risk-free. And then it's not really an adventure, is it?

It's like a Zen koan.; 3/14/2006 07:10:00 AM

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