They Have a Word for It

From the Amazon review of They Have a Word for It : A Lighthearted Lexicon of Untranslatable Words and Phrases:

How much happier Strunk and White would rest if we could just say Torschlüsspanik when discussing "the frantic anxiety experienced by unmarried women as they race against the 'biological clock'"; Treppenwitz when referring to the "clever remark that comes to mind when it is too late to utter it"; and Schlimmbesserung when lamenting "a so-called improvement that makes things worse."

How can I not buy this book?

In related news, A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting isn't on my Amazon Wish List (and I assure you, I only got to that page through a very convoluted set of circumstances), but I laughed out loud at this review:

This has to be the worst martial arts technique book on the market. There was no practical use of the fist for street self defence unless you were attacked by a very wet and naked horny Lesbian on heat. I didn't realise that Master bates was not a martial artist in the true sense of the word. This book was a total dissapointment from a Self Defence point of view although i am a total hit with the ladies. Please forgive any error in grammer as my fingers are still sticky.

I know I shouldn't laugh at that, but I can't help it. That should be book jacket copy on the next edition.