Monday, October 03, 2005

Something to try

I'd like someone out there to please try this:

The next time you're in the bathroom standing at a urinal and the boss walks in, finish urinating and then walk over to the sink and wash your hands. Feel free to make polite conversation. Then, once you've thoroughly washed and dried your hands and only then, tuck your penis back into your pants and do up your fly. Until that point, feel free to look your boss in the eye and talk to him, but leave it just hanging out there.

What can he say about it? You're all guys there, and it's nothing he wouldn't see in the change room at the company gym. And if you make sure you wash up both before and after you zip up, you can make the valid point that you're doing it for sanitary reasons.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Riley said...

You, of course, would do this yourself if only the opportunity would present itself.

10/03/2005 07:18:00 PM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

Let's be honest: My excuse would never fly. Everyone knows I'm unsanitary.

10/03/2005 07:33:00 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

At the very least *I* know that you are.

10/04/2005 07:48:00 AM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

I was discussing this with a co-worker, and an alternative thing to try is to adjust yourself while talking to your boss in the bathroom, but fully reach right down your pants and root around. Then, after you withdraw your hand, absentmindedly smell your fingers, frown slightly, but just keep talking all the way through it.

10/04/2005 07:43:00 PM  

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