Thank God it's Monday

I'm taking a vacation day today. There are at least three good reasons to make a three-day weekend by taking Monday off instead of Friday:

1. You keep casual Friday (jeans) and add an extra-casual Monday (no pants).
2. If your workplace ends the day early on Friday, then taking Monday off means more time off (an extra half hour, in my case). That adds up.
   
3. Instead of saying "See you Monday" on Thursday, you can spend Friday afternoon saying "See you next Tuesday," which is secretly fun to say because it contains a coded obscenity.