Even more things I shouldn't have said
- "You know what’s worse than the beer farts? The Molson mudslide. Last Sunday morning, it looked like a parade route after the horses had gone by."
- "I bit into that Boston Cream donut and the filling shot all over my face. It was like a Bukkake Cream donut."
- "Man, it smells like a horse farted grilled cheese sandwiches in here."
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Look, either start merchandising that last one, or put it to bed, already.
I'd buy it.
You're going to have to be specific about the type of cheese on these hypothetical horse-farted sandwiches. I mean, I'm getting this very cheddar aroma, but I don't know if this horse has an affinity for say... brie.
I think cheddar or some kind of processed cheese is about standard for a grilled cheese sandwich.
In fact, I had a grilled cheese and sausage sandwich this morning. So incredibly delicious.
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