Friday, May 19, 2006

Still more things I shouldn't have said

  • "Man, now that your diet is over, you'll be able to leave a nice fatty floater for the first time in months."

  • "The blossoms on the trees outside have this really nauseating stench. It smells like John Wayne's semen."

  • "What? No, I'm fine. I mean, I'm going to completely spaz out in a moment and snap this needle off in my arm, but right now, I'm fine."


Blogger TinaPoPo said...

Hey! We have those trees here!

We call 'em cum trees. Because we got culture.

5/19/2006 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Oh my god! I thought I was the only person in the world who noticed that stench.

I'm not crazy.

5/19/2006 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've pointed the stink out to Scott too. They smell like rotten semen.

5/19/2006 03:29:00 PM  

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