Friday, May 19, 2006

Still more things I shouldn't have said

  • "Man, now that your diet is over, you'll be able to leave a nice fatty floater for the first time in months."

  • "The blossoms on the trees outside have this really nauseating stench. It smells like John Wayne's semen."

  • "What? No, I'm fine. I mean, I'm going to completely spaz out in a moment and snap this needle off in my arm, but right now, I'm fine."

3 Comments:

Blogger TinaPoPo said...

Hey! We have those trees here!

We call 'em cum trees. Because we got culture.

5/19/2006 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

Oh my god! I thought I was the only person in the world who noticed that stench.

I'm not crazy.

5/19/2006 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've pointed the stink out to Scott too. They smell like rotten semen.

5/19/2006 03:29:00 PM  

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