Still more things I shouldn't have said
- "Man, now that your diet is over, you'll be able to leave a nice fatty floater for the first time in months."
- "The blossoms on the trees outside have this really nauseating stench. It smells like John Wayne's semen."
- "What? No, I'm fine. I mean, I'm going to completely spaz out in a moment and snap this needle off in my arm, but right now, I'm fine."
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Hey! We have those trees here!
We call 'em cum trees. Because we got culture.
Oh my god! I thought I was the only person in the world who noticed that stench.
I'm not crazy.
I've pointed the stink out to Scott too. They smell like rotten semen.
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