Man vs. Clown!: The harrowing adventures of Ruddy Ruddy

Saturday, October 18, 2003

The harrowing adventures of Ruddy Ruddy

Thanks to my newfound knowledge (bestowed upon me by Ian) of how to link to my own posts (and I'm a complete tool for not being able to figure out something so extremely simple), I present the easy guide to Ruddy Ruddy's adventures. I'd sort of been meaning to compile them at some point, and Jay gave me a good excuse, since he may well have sent me a visitor or two. (Good god -- with three references to him in as many posts, I might as well just retitle this blog "Jay" and be done with it.) Anyway, here are the posts, in chronological order:

Ruddy Ruddy
In which I discover a wormhole... (Ruddy Ruddy content extremely minimal)
Ruddy! Ruddy! Ruddy!
Ruddy Ruddy #4
Ruddy Ruddy Redux
Six!
My love affair with forbidden books
Cojo
Ruddy Ruddy #8
Who will save Ruddy Ruddy's soul?
Ruddy Ruddy redux, again
Ruddy Ruddy, you'll be a woman soon
Who will save Ruddy Ruddy's soul? (Part 2)

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"Ruddy Ruddy puts a smile on my silly face and a skip in my gimpy step."

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"Why do you insist on ruining everything?"

"you ... write like a seal clubbing Canadian"

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"Pete, you're my favourite kind of complete asshole"

"you're ... a veritable cloud of assholes"

Seriously --- your blog is one of the most fun reads on the Internets. Why, some people pay top dollar for this level of comedy gold! (Oh, and you're a veritable cloud of assholes.)

"You really know how to produce a new and higher level of truth, Pete."

"You're an idiot."

"Kudos on sounding like a vitriolic jerk."

"Inappropriate, full stop."

"Thanks for ruining everything, Peter."

"Look at you and your big head. You think you're the only contributor to Man VOOSE clown?"

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The harrowing adventures of Ruddy Ruddy

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