How much do bank tellers make, anyway?

"And if that's all your transactions, here's your new balance."

"Huh. It's actually higher than I thought. My paycheque must have been deposited."

"I can check for you." A pause. "Well, there's a deposit from payroll, but ..."

"But?"

"It's small. That can't be it."

"Small?"

"Small."

"How small?"

She cites the exact amount of my weekly paycheque.

"That's small?"

A shrug.

"You're saying my paycheque is small?"

Another shrug.

"We get paid weekly, you know. It's not like that's for two weeks."

"Have a good evening, sir."