The Ringer

The recent ads for The Ringer, in which Johnny Knoxville pretends to be retarded so he can clean up in the Special Olympics, reminds me that my friend Mike had the idea first. When the Gay Games were supposed to be coming to Montréal, he found out you don't actually have to be gay to compete, so he considered entering to take advantage of the diminished level of competition.

The problem? His sport is Greco-Roman wrestling.