From the "Wearing of the Green" Department

Guess whose birthday it is? St. Patrick's, of course. But it's also the birthday of my pal Barry the smooth-talking ladies' man. Here's my birthday gift to him: a novelty T-shirt design for him to wear to the bars to pick up women next year (or this year, if he can whip it together quickly enough. He's on the West Coast, so there's time). You can use it too, if you like. I'm sure neither of us will mind. I'm surely not the first to come up with this idea anyway.

KISS ME
I'M PRETENDING
TO BE IRISH