Blame Canada

I try not to pay much attention to Ann Coulter, Fox News' answer to Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS, or to CNN's Richie Rich lookalike, Tucker Carlson, but suddenly they've started inexplicably ripping on their friendly northerly neighbor, Canada. Here's a link to a video of them demonstrating some stereotypically and yet startlingly ugly American arrogance.

Note to Carlson: I work in Mississauga, the city in which your debate opponent, Carolyn Parrish, is an MP. But contrary to what you purport to believe, I don't commute there by dogsled. What's more, you bow-tied manchild, we're the ones who provide the electricity that powers your nightlight, so talk all you want about how Norway would invade Canada if it weren't for the US (and please also explain why they would), but all we've got to do is throw a switch down at Niagara Falls and there goes your last line of defence against the boogieman. Oh, and one more thing: Jon Stewart is right -- you're a dick.

Note to Coulter: Just shut the fuck up, you shrill fascist harpy.