Today's trifling ambitions

Trifling ambitions to be fulfilled at a later date:

• Test an office dress code and possibly force its rewriting by meeting its necktie requirement via the successive wearing of a bowtie, a bolo tie, and an ascot.
• Market fishing lures under the trade name of "Weapons of Bass Destruction".
• Write a novel, hold an autograph signing, and inscribe each copy yearbook-style with "Have a great summer!"